Thursday, April 21, 2005

You should stay away from your potential, you know. It's alot like your bank balance - you always have alot less than you think

I opened up a container of yogurt for breakfast this morning, and under the lid it said "Please Try Again" because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "C'mon, Rebecca, don't give up. Please try again." A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top. Why doesn't every food company have little contests like Yoplait does?

I slept in until 1pm this....afternoon. I guess that'ss what I get for blogging until three am. I bought this gunormous bag of gummy bears for our BBQ, and keep nibbling on them. They are making me quite sick. I must save the rest for you guys. It's very gloomy today. I feel like watching TV and eating some soup while in my PJ's. I just don't feel like doing anything. And of course I'm dreading work again. It's not so bad once I get there, but the agony of knowing I have to go is what gets to me.

My sister gets home from school in fifteen minutes. Maybe she'll entertain me. I'm bored stiff today. I just re-read Joe's blog from sunday because he never updates, and he got me thinking about the whole shaving thing. It's been years siince I cut myself shaving. Why do girls shave their legs and armpits anyway? who started this tedious tradition? and why do men have facial hair? what is the point. I would guess only 5% of american males acually have facial hair. Some things in life I have yet to fully comprehend. ooh, that was a smart sounding sentence. yay.

Poor athiests. I stumbled upon one of their websites, and this was the heading for it. " Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky, and he has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these things he will send you to a place full of fire, and smoke, and burn and torture forever and ever 'till the end of time.... but he LOVES you. And he needs money." Kind of funny.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing jell-o to a tree for instance.

I must go take a bath and shave and redo my nails. all for the sake if mankind. If it was all women on the earth, I wouldn't really care. I must keep in mind all the security guards at work though. Enjoy your day my fine feathered friends.


  1. You can freeze Jell-o before you nail it to the tree. Can you freeze men, then walk 'em down the isle before they thaw? That'd work...

  2. im sorry to be a spoiled sort. but I have never full understood what it is that you women are looking for you are always saying your looking for a good man. i dont know and can't speak for the rest of man but im frankly getting tyred of subtly being refered to as less than a "good " man.

  3. like seriously i wanst trying to be mean it just came out that way on accident

  4. you are not less than a good man. That's not what we were insinuating. We are insinuating that as good as you men are, you are hard to catch.

  5. It not about the good men , its all about the BAD ones ;)