Thursday, March 31, 2005

I'm making this dress! (it will have sleeves you sensitive weird mormons!) Posted by Hello

this is a new breed of dog called a puggle. a pug and a beagle Posted by Hello

How cuuuute! Posted by Hello

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Yes, It's me again. Back in the world of blogging and odd quotes. I though a lot about my life recently and how I'm not accomplishing anything I want to, and letting people decide how I'm going to be and feel. Well, no more. I am now reinventing myself and my mind. I have already typed this entiore blog previously, but the blasted sytem had an error and deleted it. I HATE it when that happens.
I had a job interview at the conference center for a custodial position last night. It must have gone well because they callled me on for another interview tomorrow. FINALLY! A JOB! If I get it, I might have enough money to move down to UVSC if I get the scholarship. That would be awsome! I might also because a substitute at matheson Jr. High. It's the perfect job because You can decide not to go to work that day, no commitments, and the school is 30 seconds away from my house. So I don't need a car! First I have to get my criminal backround checked and pee in a cup. What kind of world is it where you have to pee in a cup for someone in order to get a job? A wacked out world if you ask me.
My family is addicted to Television. the first thing my little sister does when she comes home from school is turn on the TV and watch baby cartoons. You know that show dragon tales? It's one of her favorites. She watches at least four hours a day of cartoons. CARTOONS! and she is fifteen! My dad comes home from work and does the same thing, Only it's not cartoons. He'll just watch whatever is on. Our house is practically falling apart because he never has time to fix it. If he would turn off the flippin' television, he'd have plenty of time. I limit myself to about three hours oif television a week. It is more than enough. Why bother watching other people living there lives when you could be out in the world living your own. I challenge everyone who is reading this to take off watching tv for an entire week. Absolutely no television for one week. You'll be amazed at how much time suddenly appears in your day. Do it, starting now! for me! You'll thank me. And if not, you're weird.
enough of my lecturing now. I must go change my kitty's litter box because my room is starting to stink. It has to be in m room because he's old and can't make it down the stairs easy, so he ends up peeing on my bed instead. Everyone have a happy day and accomplish much. Love you all!

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Today Sucks

Sorry, I know this is the first time I haven't done some fancy funny quote. But as I mentioned before. Today sucks. My whole family got into a huge fight. We were all yelling at eachother for hours. My parents are making my older brother Michael move out. Yes, it was that bad. They also told me if I didn't go to school or get a job NOW, they are going to kick me out. Heck, not like I've been trying or anything! I'm not going to go into details because it would take pages and pages. I feel like dirt. the first place i took out my frustrations on was in Tony's blog. I've never been so rude to one of my friends before. I never get mad at my friends. And of all people, I went and chose one of my closest friends, who I've known practically since birth.
I ruined his day, and my family's day. And because of something I said, My brother is getting kicked out. Life sucks. I'm going to bed. Sorry for being a jerk Tony.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Welcome to the holy church of cabbage; lettuce pray

I just got back from my awsome date, yes it was a date, with Tony. We went to the hill air force base museum. It was AMAZING! they had tons of planes, and I saw my first a-bomb and smart bomb. They even had an ejected seat from a plane that you could sit in. But we didn't. Tony got some pilot wings and a patch for his jacket. And some freeze dried ice cream the astronauts eat, that we forgot about and are still in tony's car. Anywho, then we went to the red iguana, a resturant on North Temple that I've been wanting to go to forever, and it was Delicious! I thought the night of fun was over, but he planned on more. We went to the Gateway and saw "Robots" which I might add was hilarious. We had some time to kill before the show, so we went in a gadget shop with things you don't need but buy anyway, and to a candy/chocolate store. Tony got a giant chocolate covered Starwberry, and I got a Pretzel rod, dipped in carmel, and then in white chocolate. It was SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD! Tony really spoiled me tonight. Oh! I almost forgot! He brought me flowers when he came to get me! He really spoils you when he takes you out. And they're was even a sunflower with them. My favorite flower! I'm going to take a picture of my flowers and post them. They are in my room on my dresser. So pretty. He made my day, heck my month, better. Thanks again Tony!
Joe, we decided we are going to take you to the museum when you come down next wek You would absolutely LOVE It! We got there kind of late so we didn't get to stay too long. but it was so cool! Both of us wish we would have brought a camera. Great place to get some rad pictures.
My poor kitty's are starving! we ran out of cat food yester day, and theey haven't eaten yet. My parents are buying cat food on their date tonight. they all keep meowing at me to feed them. I feel so bad! Except for Joey, the black, really fat cat. She needs to go on a diet anyway. she weighs like 50 pounds.
Well, I'm going to finish the rest of my dinner from tonight. MMMMMM. Mexican food! Plus I neeed to update my other blogs. T-T-F-N, Ta ta for now!

stick em' up! Posted by Hello

This is so cute! Posted by Hello

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

I want to look like this! I love kick boxing, It would be fun to do the real thing. Hey, I can practice on you Joe! Posted by Hello

My fav Posted by Hello

Riiiiiiiiiight Posted by Hello

Cool Posted by Hello

This is how I did Rachel's hair Posted by Hello

Now, only you can hear this wistle? Posted by Hello

here, fishy fishy! Posted by Hello

Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

I babysat my neighbors baby today. Oh, joy, the rapture that doth fill my soul aflight. Kind of dull if you ask me. I did my sisters hair all fancy tonight for school tomorrow. You'd think she was going to the prom or something. I jusst wish I could do it to my own hair. Wouldn't it be cool if we had eyeballs on our hands. then again, when someone would give you five, it be quite painful. We were planning on a healthy dinner tomight by buying subways. Not at this Hodgson house! We ended up buying a 24 pack of pop, 2 bags of chips, lots of candybars, and, oh yeah, Subway's. Good dinner though. Odd, lately I can't stand pop. It just makes me sick with all the sugar. I guess that's a good thing.
I found some really cool hairstyles on the internet today that I want to try. I love doing people's hair fancy. I'll post some of them after the blog.
I've got a date this weekend! It's with Tony. we haven't hung out forever, so he's being nice and taking me to Hill Air Force Base(I think) (whaoo!) (Sorry Joe) and then to some mexican resturaunt afterwords. Should be fun. I remember seeing the thunderbirds with my dad when I was little, but haven't been back there since. For those of you Airplane illiterate, thunderbird is a type of plane.
We need to go camping! Yes, everyone who is reading this blog(unless you're my stalker) we need to go camping for spring break! Joe, you have a car, I have a million tents, We can buy some beans and hot dogs, and we're all set! O wait, gushers and hot cheetos would be more practical for camping. So lets go! I mean it! I'm just dying for some mosquito bitess and moose bites! (aa moose once bit my sister ya know!)
Oh, Tony M.(Morrey) Has a blog now, It's
You know what I just realized? All of my friends are nineteen without me. Thanks for waiting for me ya jerks! I guess you'll all have to get me gushers for my b-day next month. I'll be expecting packages from each of you. Just don't let it happen again.
well I must be off to bed. Instead of perfecting myself all at once(which I can do, but choose not to) I'm starting by not drinking Soda pop, and getting eight hours of sleep. And waking up before noon every day. I'll keep you posted on how that works out.(if it does)
So, ta ta for now. Don't forget the camping!!!!
Love to everyone but my stalker, Bec

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

I had a nice time steve, would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a nice family? Posted by Hello

If only Posted by Hello

It's a doggy dog world Posted by Hello

It is better to have loved a short person than to never have love a'tall.

Today I have absolutely nothing of value to write about that another human being would enjoy. so, I found some interesting things across the internet to pot instead. enjoy!

How to speak about men and be Politically Correct:
He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
-(Joe's point of view I would guess)

How to speak about women and be Politically Correct:
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

Monday, March 14, 2005

If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area.

The only reason I'm writing in my blog today is because I'm bored.I did a ton of job searhing today, and so far only one interview. But the job pays $525 a week, so hopefully I get it. Today my family has been frustrating me to the point of implosion. meaning my head imploads fisrt because of mental stress, and then therest of my body has nothing else to do, so it imploads too. Some days I wonder why in the pre-existence did I choose this family? Beats me.
Another day has passed where I gave into temptation. I made and fully consumed three entire batches of fries. They were heavenly in taste, but evil in fat and calorie. I have two food weaknesses. French fries, hot cheetos, and gushers. yes, I know that was three, I remembered that i can't survive without gushers. Do you know how long it's been since I've had gushers? Months at least. To anyone who is dying to know what I want for my b-day, get me Gushers. I'll love you till the day i die, and ever after. Just not the sour ones, they're wierd.
okay, enough about my physical desires. Isn't it funny how I prefer gushers more than physical intimacy? My parents have created a monster.
I complained about having no eyes until I saw a man with no glasses.
Just thought I'd get that out of my system.
I never realized how much stuff I own. I have TON! But it seems i can't function without all of it. I don't use my sewing machine often, but I still use it. I have a lot of nylons that I never wear, but you never know when someone will be in desperate need of nylons. Take Joe for instance, I bet he never thought he would wear nylons in his entire life, but just last year he wore them for about a month. you just never know!
I was wondering today:what is the purpose of earwax? I seriously don't understand why our bodies produce wax. All of our other bodily functions that produce a substance have a purpose, except our ears.Maybe it's to gross out others, or just one of those unsolved mysteries of the human body. Like why Our big toe has to be bigger than the other four, or why we have two nostrils, what's wrong with one?
I heard a theory the other day that I rather enjoyed. It was called the inflationary language. see, when the country is going trough inflation, prices go up. anything to do with money goes up, except the actual numbers. The presenter gave an example with the following story. We didn't know it, but there are hidden numbers in our language. such as:"one"derful, be"four", cre"eight", and "ten"derly. If the numbers went up with inflation, they would be as follows: wonderful, would be twoterful. Before would be befive, Create-crenine, tenderly elevenderly. To further the explanation the speaker told this story.

Twice upon a time, there lived in sunny califivenia, a young man named Bob. He was a commander in the U.S. airfiveses. He was very proud of the fact that two of his fivefathers had been among the creninders of the U.S. constithreetion. He sat one evening with his one and a half sister anna, talking of her ex-husband. He said,"you look twotiful threenight. You've never looked that lovely befive.But you have three of the saddest eyes i have ever seen." the table was beautifully decornineded with anna's favorite flower, threelips. all while an english elevenor sang,"Tea for three".
It was midnight. A clock in the distance struck thirteen. Suddenly in the moonlight stood anna's ex husband, Dontwo, obviously intoxinineded. "Anna," he blurted,"Fivegive me! I am only young twice! and you are my two and only!" Bob jumped to his feet,"Get out of here you three faced triple crosser!" Anna warned,"careful Dontwo, he's an officer." Dontwo retorted,"Yes, he's two, but I'm two three!"
"Alright," said Dontwo,as he wiped his fivehead,"I guess I'll be living the rest of my life double! Fare well anna, threetaloo, threetaloo.
And so on and so fifth.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

I SOOO want one of these! Posted by Hello

happy kitty Posted by Hello

smiley kitty Posted by Hello

Laughing kitty Posted by Hello

Keep America Tidy. Shoot a tourist

I missed a day of blogging. So shoot me. Actually don't. I prefer to live, even though my life is boring. I went outside today to work in my garden some more, but the dumb wind kept blowing everything away. I so excited! I'm going down town with Michelle, Tpni, and Julia, going to a concert, and then to dinner. I should be great fun. I had aYoung single adult council meeting today. karen Hunsaker is on the council too. we talked forever afterwords about everything. She has a boyfriend, (for about 2 months) That is going on a mission in July, and she wants to set me up with his friend mason. Interesting. well, I do wish I had some kind of a love life. I'm going to get an application from where she works too. she gets good pay and awsome benefits.

Anyway, back tothe meeting. we are all kind of new at our callings, so we didn't accomplish much, but I found out we have an unlimited budget, so after every activity we go out to eat somewhere, and church pays for it. Plus, I was put in charge of planning the summer BBQ party we have every year. and guess what the budget is? $1,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get to plan a party and I get a thousand bucks to do it. We are inviting five nearby stakes too. Plus, I'll make michelle Toni and Joe come. I thought that was SO awsome! Next month we are going to the church history museum, and then to subway afterwords.(thanks to me) No one would sugest anything, so i pretty much planned all of it. fun fun. I guess this won't be such a bad calling after all.

well, I must run. I have to go to the store with my mom real quick and do my hair all pretty before I go downtown with Shell and Toni. I really should clean my room too. But that can always wait because it's not a priority. Ta Ta!


Cute littly kitty Posted by Hello

Thursday, March 10, 2005

This is SO Michelle! Posted by Hello

It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing Posted by Hello

This was my Madrigal audition song! Posted by Hello
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

I am the young single adult representative in my ward. meaning I plan activities and devotionals for the ward and stake. Meaning I'm being forced into going to baptisms on saturday just because I'm on tthe council. I usually like doing baptisms, except that I'll be going with a bunch of people I don't know. Don't you hate going to social functions alone?
Hmm, how to make my blog look cooler than Joe's. I guess my comics and pictures make up my coolness. I had hash browns for breakfast, hashbrowns for luch, and my mom is making a potato casserole for dinner. I guess you could call me a potato head. well, technically a potato stomach.
Cami sent over an application to work at Arctic Circle with her. Ha! I will never ever work there. Not the one in magna at least. Scary people work there. I used to be best friends with cami since we were toddlers. we kind of lost touch the last two years of High School. She still ives one house away from me, but she hangs out with the wrong kind of peole, and I don't want to associate with that type.
I was so mad this morning! I stayeed up for ever last night writing a HUGE letter to Randy. He only wrote back to my dad, and mentioned he got my letter. No reply or anything! what a pone. See if I write him again. What is with missionaries these days?
I've run out of things to say once again, so I'll post some comics and pictures. Bye!

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Go Violas! Posted by Hello