Thursday, July 22, 2010

The "IF's" of me

I've been working on cleaning my room since I got home from work. I thought I'd give myself a break. The ankle is fat and sore, so I might as well do something while I sit. (For those of you who didn't know, no, I didn't gain a bunch of weight in my ankle, I strained it playing ultimate frisbee)
If I were a month I’d be September

If I were a day I’d be Saturday.

If I were a time of day I’d be 9pm, that's when I ":wake up" and get things done. Can you say night owl?

If I were a font I’d be something super fancy, cursive and calligraphic.

If I were a sea animal I’d be a...um...I really have no idea.

If I were a direction I’d be North Such a better direction to travel than the others.

If I were a piece of furniture I’d be a window seat covered in blankets and good books.

If I were a liquid I’d be V8.

If I were a gemstone I’d be a Diamond.

If I were a tree I’d be a Japanese Maple.

If I were a tool I’d be a Pen.

If I were a flower I’d be a Dahlia or Sunflower.

If I were a musical instrument I’d be a VIOLA!!!!

If I were a color I’d be pastel pink.

If I were an emotion I’d be love.

If I were an element I'd be sodium

If I were a car I’d be a Volkswagon Passat, tan leather seats and white exterior.

If I were a food I’d be a Hot cheetos.

If I were a pair of shoes I’d be Three inch black peep toe heels.

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