Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness

Well, everyone has updated their blogs but me. It's really not my fault though. The blogging system has something against me and refuses to publish anything I write. I have wasted three blogs to date on this retarded thing. Hopefully this one will work. I just finished reading Joe's blog. Note to self: be very afraid when around Joe. I must have missed that line in the little mermaid. Well I just got back from Subway with my sister and my mum. Very good food. It made me kind of sick thoug. Yesterday I had two bitefuls of food because I was sick, and my stomach apparently shrunk from lack of food. Normally I wouldn't mind, except that I just wolfed down a footlong sub with all the trimmings. If my stomach was alive, it would be dead.
Randy wrote today! His mission president transferred his companion because members of the ward were complaining about him. He didn't even ask him if the accusations were true. He just shipped him out of the area. What a dumb thing to do. Randy said He missed playing guitar, and if he was home now, he would practice five hours a day. HA! I bet. He never practiced for more than 10 minutes.
One more day until the dreaded audition. It wouldn't be so dreaded except that Shell, Toni, and Joe are all rooting for me, and I want it REALLY REALLY BAD! I think if I pull off my Three octave scale, I should do alright. It's such a bore to practice though.
Okay all males, skip this paragraph. It's about girly things. It's meant for those of the female club. I'm warning you. My body is really messed up, so I only get my "monthly thing" every three or four months. But, whenever I get stressed or excited, it comes then too. So, not only am I stressed out over the whole audition thing, my back hurts, PMS, and cramps. I LOVE being a girl!
Okay men, continue reading. If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. just a random thought. I was bored earlier, so I did my hair all fancy. It looks really cool. I think I'll do it this way for my audition.
Well, I'm going to practice some more. I better get this dumb scolarship! well, it's not dumb, I really need it, but ya, it's dumb.

"Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master"

Sorry about that last Blog. Just a depressing day. Probably Mood poisoning. Must of been something I hate. Anywho, I have a scholarship audition at UVSC this saturday. Me? Stressed? What makes you think that? Hives? what hives? Jittery hands, oh, that happens all the time. It's not like I have less than a week to prepare for it or anything. Wait, you say I do? WHAT!? Excuse me while I go throw up. As you can tell I'm a bit nervous for this. If I get a scholarship, I can go to UVSC, if not, I have to get a job and stay here in Magna and go to SLCC. No pressure whatsoever. But, I get to see Toni, Michelle, and Joe! I'm so excited!
My dad is taking off Friday so we can go do baptisms as a family. It's been forever since I've been to the temple. I'll be glad to go. Especially with my family and not a bunch of rowdy teenagers like at mutual night.
Since the bishopbric devotional, we have been having family scripture study every morning at Seven. Today Michael actually woke up and read with us. For those of you who don't know my brother and his rutines, I'll expand: He plays computer games all night and most of the day. You may think I'm exaggerating, but I'm not. He is on the computer from 3pm to 6pm, then he comes up for food, then back downstairs until 6am the next morning. so total averrage of 14 hours a day. He usually sleeps until 1pm. This is my 25 year old brother, who is not going to school, rarely goes to church, and has no job. Can you say Bum with a capitol B. Well, enough about my lazy brother.
I guess I should go practice for the audition. I have to go cut off the nails of my left hand too. that's how long it's been since I've played. Have a happy sunshine-y day.
Bec